Big Yellow Taxi.
No wait I'm here to talk about the Big Red Bus.
I cannot understand the rules of travelling in a bus. Earlier this afternoon I was going to travel by the bus and so was hoping they would be empty. But NO. Anyway I got to sit halfway and was sitting on the "ladies Seat". And there enters this really old gentleman (who could barely stand). I offered him my seat and he thankfully accepted. Then enters this fat lady with a very annoying voice who starts fighting with the old fellow and demands him to vacate the seat. Seeing this I come to his rescue and land up arguing witht the fat lady. All this while the "Hunks" stitting on the 'Senior Citizen Seat' act as if they are deaf. Finally one of them gets off the bus and the old man sits on the senior citizen seat and the fat lady sits on the ladies seat and I get off the bus after the next stop.
In the end, the old fellow was happy, the fat lady was happy and I was crankier than ever.
This is our country, gets frustrating with every single day that passes by.